Another Medal Day for Mary Jane

This is the life.  Feet up on the table, chewing on her food, and looking at her Sports Illustrated.  I'd wear my Olympic medal today too.

Bunnies Distrust Smirking Baby

How could Root Beer Float not love this chubby cheeked face? I don't know! Maybe it's that Mary Jane gets fed almost every three hours and RBF gets fed once a day. The shame of it all!

Chip Begs for Food

Mister John was wandering through the kitchen to get a glass of water. Upon filling his tall glass full of ice cubes and deliciously fresh and cool water, he almost tripped over Chip who sneaked into the kitchen looking for a handout. While sometimes Miss Jill and Mister John wonder about Chip's thought processes (he stares at walls for hours upon hours... much like sophomores), he definitely knows where the food is. Of course if Mister John would open the fridge, it would smack dear Chip upside the head. Oh well, such is life for the starving young boy who thinks he is a man. He daily challenges Cherry Bugg and then runs away helpless every single time. Ah Chip, ah humanity!

Sisterhood Strong in Backyard

Root Beer Float and Ruby Jane have released the following statement regarding the new mini-fence in the back yard which prevents them for eating the new flowers: "We, the sisters Root Beer Float and Ruby Jane, do solemnly swear under great oath of dignity that we, the aforementioned rabbits, will not participate in any rabbit-like activities, parades, or festivals until the autocratic government of Miss Jill and Mister John remove the fence of great offense which disallows said ability to hop and enjoy the variety and tastes of roses and hydrangeas thus disallowing one of the main tenets of the Rabbit Constitution which states unequivocally that 'all Rabbits should be provided with freedoms of food, liberty, and the pursuit of thumping.' That is all." The two have not responded to any queries from either the public or the local magistrates.